I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
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We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
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And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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