did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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