It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
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new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
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Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?