Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
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You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf