is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
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when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
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Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's