Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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