And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
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I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
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I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
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Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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