Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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