whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
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Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
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He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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