he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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