You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
youre lurking in front of me
I want to make a zoo with you.
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
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And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
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Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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