Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(925): View more from California

im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy

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(813): View more from Florida

I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation

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(214): View more from Texas

Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?

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(303): View more from Colorado

Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick

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(512): View more from Texas

Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.

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