my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
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Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
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I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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