who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
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my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
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I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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