I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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