It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
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There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
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Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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