when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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