How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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