He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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