so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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