I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
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I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
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You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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