Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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