conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
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I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
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I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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