I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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