Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
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I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
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I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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