I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
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She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
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Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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