there was a trapeze. enough said
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
This toilet bowl is my home.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Randomize
