he thought i was a dude.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
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Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
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My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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