You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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