what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
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You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
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Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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