hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
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I just want nice things and good sex
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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