She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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