Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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