I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
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she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
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Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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