i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
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