I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
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don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
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I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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