ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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