i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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