If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
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Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
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Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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