Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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