I bet he comes in French.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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