Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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