So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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