Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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