If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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