Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
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I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
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What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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