I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Randomize
