I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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