I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
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Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
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I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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