Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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