Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
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