it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
