This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
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I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
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Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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