That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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